Tuesday, May 08, 2007

I Am Still Here!!!

I'm probably losing tons of readers by not posting in a million years, but I'm here and I'm doing ok! Things have just been so hectic. Dealing with my car issue, looking for a place to live and working 70+ hours on top of all that, I'm exhausted when I come home and don't feel like typing. By the time June rolls around, my car should be done, I will (hopefully) be settled into my new apartment and I'm praying everything will just return to normal. This is crazy. At least I got a rental car and they gave me a 2007 Toyota Camry. I love it for one simple reason. I've had it for 2 weeks now and I've inly used a half tank of gas!!! In my Explorer, I would have already been using a second tank of gas in a 2 week period. That's really bad and as soon as I can, I'm going to try and get another car with better gas mileage. In addition to that, regular unleaded gas is about $3.45/gallon and the highest I've seen is $3.95. I'm just glad my car doesn't take premium!!!

Anyways, let's talk about some crazies because my stories are backing up. I'll start with 2 stories from the hotel. The first is about a lady we'll call Ms. K. This woman baffles me. I've never worked in the hotel industry before, so I had no idea people did this. Ms K. LIVES at our hotel! Nope, not for an extended business stay, not for any other reason than she just like to be waited on hand and foot. I checked out her file, and she has been living there since November '06. I looked at her bill, and it was upwards of $12,000!!!! I don't know what this woman's career is (I heard she is a writer), but I want to get into it, lol. She does get a special rate on her room since she is a "long term stay". Now, on top of all of this, she is a very demanding woman. She claims to be very sensitive to even the slightest noise, and demands that the hotel NOT put anyone in the room next to hers! Of course, the hotel tries to accomodate this and they use the room next to hers as the very last room to fill on a sold out night. If we aren't fully booked, the room next to hers doesn't get used. On the nights when we do have to use that room, if she hears even the slightest noise, she does not hesitate to show us her anger. The last thing about this lady is that she is addicted to the magazine "Us Weekly". Now, I'm not going to lie. If I am in a store, I may pick up one of the tabloids and flip throught it. Most of us do. But this woman, Ms. K., she goes nuts if her Us Weekly gets delivered late. She will ask us everyday, "Is my Us Weekly here yet?" She obviously seems to be one of those people that lives life vicariously through celebrities, hence her wanting to live at a hotel and be waited on hand and foot. I know a lot of people are addicted to celebrity lifestyles, but it's on a whole different level with Ms. K.

Now, for the other story. I was working the evening shift one night when around 8 pm, a nice looking Korean lady walked in and asked if we had any available rooms that night. As we were checking our system, she was constantly in the mirror checking herself. I thought it was weird, but didn't pay it any attention. I also noticed a guy hanging around the elevator area. We found a room for her, booked it for her, and gave her the keys. She and the guy went up to the room. Seems normal so far, right? Well, about an hour and a half later, she comes back down and says, "I would like to check out". My co-worker told her that would be fine, and that her credit card would be charged $229 for the room. I thought the woman was going to be mad and say the room was terrible or something and that she was going to find another hotel. Instead she said, "Ok". As my co-worker was checking her out, she is once again in the mirror fixing her hair and checking her make-up. At this point, I turn my back to them because I am, of course, laughing!! (I really need to get that under control!). The woman then leaves. Does anyone know what just happened here??? I didn't, I was totally oblivious. I asked my co-worker, "Wasn't that the lady that JUST checked in an hour ago?" My co-worker responds, "Yes, she sure isn't shameful about her booty call". Holy Sh*t!!! I totally didn't see it, and then I bust out laughing again. It made perfect sense. Her constantly in the mirror, the guy hanging out in the background, the hour long stay. What made it more funny was that, as many of you know, you don't need to go to the front desk to check out. You can just vacate your room and they will close the reservation. If she would have done that, we would have never known she was there for a booty call. Damn! $229 for an hour of passion! Hey, it is Beverly Hills.

Ok, I had something else to say, but I can't remember what it was, so here is the positive quote:

Take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something!"

--Franklin D. Roosevelt

7 comments:

Criminal Minds Fan said...

I needed the laugh. Thank you for sharing your crazy people stories with us. I love them.

Anonymous said...

i enjoy reading your blog! and the booty call story made me laugh!

Nichole said...

My mind totally went right to the prostitute option!

I'm still here, too. I haven't blogged in ages as well. We're in full on move mode, which sucks because this month is a big holiday month for us.

I'm so glad to hear you're getting a new place!

I can't wait to see Transformers so I can look for you. ;)

Anonymous said...

Hi, Kris! I think your blog doesn't like Mozilla -- I keep trying to post comments and they keep disappearing. Phooey!

Love your stories! Aren't hotels fun? Hehehehe ...

Kris said...

Oh gosh....how has it been 10 days since I posted this already??? It feels like it was only 2 days ago. That's how busy I am.

Lin, I don't even know what Mozilla is. Is it a web browser??

Anonymous said...

Yep, Mozilla Firefox is a browser. My son and his techno-geek friends recommend it over Netscape or IE. It's free. But every one in a while I run into things it won't do. Like here, it won't post unless I go through the preview button. Which is not a bad thing anyhow, I guess.

Anonymous said...

Here's a true story from the "when life hands you lemons" subject --

The Cleveland Indians are playing a make-up game tonight for the home opener, which was snowed out. Actually, we had a blizzard and the whole opening series was snowed out. So for tonight's make-up game ...

... they will have ice sculptures and a snow-maker outside the park, and other blizzard-related events, and are raffling off a snow blower.

I don't know who came up with this, but I love love love the attitude behind it!